technology

Remember When We Used To Remember?

My computer crashed and I’m using a friend’s ancient laptop until I get a replacement. Everything is twice as slow, but I’m wasting half as much time, so it evens out. 

I promised not to install any new programs on the laptop, so I’m using the pre-installed browser, Internet Explorer 6. If web browsers were people, the way the web treats Internet Explorer 6 would break my heart. 

  • “You’re using a old and buggy browser. Switch to a normal browser or consider upgrading your Internet Explorer to the latest version.” (My blog. I’m sorry, IE6. I didn’t know my template was a bigot.) 
  • “Hold up! Using IE6 makes babies cry, and Slickdeals very sad!” (slickdeals.net)

 Not to mention IE6’s other enemies, such as the ENTIRE COUNTRY OF NORWAY.

Technology is a harsh, cruel world. Many movies, television shows, and music live a second life decades later as nostalgia’s tendrils tug at the heart strings. But while I have fond remembrances of using 5 ¼ floppy disks, and having to hold CTRL-ALT-(dash) upon booting to put my computer in “turbo” mode (10 MHz, for those who could handle the speed), I’m not sure I’ll ever feel nostalgic about IE6 or any of the other software and hardware I use today. 

For something to become nostalgic, it has to be in your life long enough for you to develop an attachment to it. Technology is changing faster and faster though, and soon, I think none of the tools we use will stick around long enough for us to develop an emotional connection to them.   

This isn’t a bad or good change. There are plenty of other things in life to feel nostalgic about. And if there aren’t, we can always feel nostalgic for nostalgia.

Dear Microsoft

Dear Microsoft,

Thank you for the 2-inch non-resizable window containing your 11-page User License Agreement for a software program that you require people to install to use the Zune player they bought because they couldn’t afford to purchase the MP3 player they really wanted, namely, every other MP3 player besides the Zune. I look forward to be contractually obligated to do who knows what, probably using Bling or Fling or whatever name you’re calling your search engine which used to be #1 on the Stupid Tech Product Names list until the iPad was announced.

Sincerely,
Me

10 Features That Will Be in Apple’s New Tablet

The name of Apple’s tablet computer will be called the iMo, not the iWoah! as previously rumored. It will be launched on Monday March 29th, “iMo Monday.” Starting price is $1,299, and will be lowered to $949 once everyone who camps out on the 28th gets one.

Here are ten of the iMo’s most exciting features:

  1. The wireless card will automatically sense nearby Kindles and make snotty comments, like: “Wow, your screen has so many colors, I can’t count them. Oh, wait, I can count to two.”
  2. Gender-based interface allows scrolling speed to be determined by the size of the erection you get while using it.
  3. Voice-recognition software can detect the tone of your voice and stop acting so uppity when you just want to burn a CD, for Christ’s sake.
  4. A switchblade protrudes from the top if anyone tries to steal it.
  5. Automatic screen wipers will clean the grimy residue from your filthy, dirt-stained hands lickety-split.
  6. The iMo never needs to recharge. It is powered by the souls of sweatshop children who died making the iMo.
  7. The iMo’s portability and built-in video camera will make it easier than ever to teleconference while taking a crap.
  8. Hanging the iMo on a wall puts it in “Family Mode,” which displays a slide show of you digitally inserted into a better-looking family.
  9. You can rearrange the digital keyboard so the letters in your name all line up in the same row.
  10. If you drop the iMo from 4 feet or above, it will automatically sprout legs and land like a cat.

Wait. There’s one more thing:

11. The iMo will make a warning beep when your friends are about to beat you down for talking too much about the iMo.

The Decade of…(Part II)

What has been the most important trend or effect from technological advances in the past decade?

There are lots of candidates. The proliferation of social media and other ways to connect with each other. The decline of traditional media, especially newspapers. The shortening of attention spans and the emphasis of quick thought over deep thought. For military, it might be medical advances in the battlefield. For ideologues, the ability to completely filter what you read.

My top choice though is that technology has lowered the barriers of entry for people to explore new interests and hobbies. Blogging is an obvious example. My first blog post was on Blogger.com in January 2003. I had thought about starting a web page for a few years, even registering a domain name in 2001. But designing the page, using a clunky HTML editor, and uploading the files to a server manually was more work than I wanted to do. Blogging software removed most the grunt work, the barrier of entry for me, as it did for millions of people.

Another example: photography. I had an interest in photography for a while, but the expense of having to buy and develop film was enough to keep me away. Another obstacle: I don’t have a natural talent for photography. My limited experience with film cameras was frustrating. I sucked, and didn’t have the means to practice to get better. I feel like I’m an decent photographer now, but the only reason is because I had the opportunity to take tens of thousands of photos without cost and get instant feedback. Tutorials, advice on the web, and just being able to see the photos of more talented photographers helped a lot too.

The barriers to sharing a creative vision is lower today than in 1999 in almost every area of creative endeavor. Making videos, editing photos, distributing music, starting a web-based business–it is more likely more than ever that you can discover and follow your passions. Making a living at it isn’t possible for most people, but it’s possible for more people, and that’s a big leap.

That’s my choice for the most important trend this decade. What’s yours? Or if that’s too broad a question, how has technology affected your life this decade?

The Decade of…

If you’re not a fan of the Bush administration, the 2000s was a horrible decade politically. Economically, not so hot either.

But for technology, it was an amazing decade. Here is a very short list of things that either did not exist in 2000 or was in its nascent stage: high-speed Internet, Amazon.com, the IPhone, Google, MP3s (and the whole digital music economy), blogging software, digital photography, HDTV, GPS units, low-cost video editing and recording, and as much as I hate to say it, Facebook.

Think of your five favorite web sites, or five favorite electronic gadgets. Did any of them exist in 2000? What about 2005? Technology improves exponentially, and for the first time we’re able to see these improvements develop over the span of years rather than decades. Barring a cataclysmic event (if we can make it past 2012, we’ll be safe), I think the rate of change will continue to accelerate. As different as 2010 looks than 2000, 2020 will be even more different compared to 2010.

My guess where the most interesting advances are going to come from in the next decade will be in medicine.  Here’s one example: bionic eyes. They are primitive today, but it’s just a matter of time for them to improve in resolution and functionality. And if you accept that bionic eyes will improve slowly but steadily, then you can extrapolate to a time where they become not a substitute for an ordinary eye, but an improvement. Eyes that see better than 20/20, have night vision, and can take photographs and record video.

I have no way of knowing the year this will happen, but it’s not a matter of if, it’s when. And that’s just one small example of a change that is both extremely likely to occur in the next 20 years and will challenge what it means to be human.

I have no idea how far away this next milestone is, but I think the biggest game-changer in the field of medicine would be a completely accurate simulation of the human body, one accurate enough to model the effects of new drugs.

Instead of testing drugs by running trials on rats, then small groups of humans, then large scale studies over a general population (a process that take years), what if you could do the same with a simulation? Feed the molecular map of a drug into a computer model of a human, and find out its efficacy in hours instead of years? It would literally speed up the development of new drugs by 1000 fold.

Obviously, this is an extremely difficult task that will be solved in small steps, but even getting part of the way there would help accelerate the development of medical technology. Maybe scientists will make progress on this in the next decade.

Switching tracks, I think the area most ripe to receive the benefits of new technology, and has yet to do so,  is education. Especially higher education. I’m dumbfounded how colleges and universities have been wholly resistant to using technology to lower costs, or at least to reduce tuition increases. Even uncreative ideas like online learning have yet to take hold. There are many reasons for this, but one of them is that it is hard to objectively determine a college’s quality.

It’s easy to figure out whether Laptop A is better than Laptop B. You compare its specs: processor speed, memory, hard disk size, and so on. But what if you’re a novice computer user, and all that info is gobbly-gook, or worse, none of it is easily available. All you have to go on is price. You are going to assume the more expensive laptop is going to be better than the cheaper one. Which is a rational thought to have, because price and quality are usually connected.

But now lets assume that you’re in a market where most the laptop buyers are looking for the best laptop, but only know the laptops’ prices. In that environment, having a lower price is a detriment. Even if a company figured out how to make a laptop faster and cheaper than a competitor’s, it has an incentive to keep its price high, because that’s the only signal of quality the consumer has.

Another example: you need to get heart surgery. Surgeon A charges $40,000, Surgeon B $80,000. Unless you know both surgeon’s credentials, operation history, and success rate, you’re going to feel uncomfortable going to Surgeon A. There has to be a reason he’s cheaper, right? And this is important: it’s your life.

I think that’s part of the reason college costs keep rising faster than inflation. There’s not enough incentives to keep costs down, and not enough dependable information for consumers (especially top students) to comfortably choose a cheaper college than a more expensive one. Price is still the primary indicator of quality, and most people choose cheaper colleges because they have to, not because they think it’s the best option quality-rise, or the best value. Until that dynamic changes, and colleges that educate well for an affordable price become as valued as getting admitted to an Ivy-league school, the motivation to use technology and innovation to lower costs won’t be there.

In summation, 8 years of Bush trumps 1 year of Obama, and the fact that we’re not in another Great Depression is no sprinkles on ice cream. But the IPhone rocks and the next decade will bring us a world of new shiny objects to buy, as long as you don’t attend college, which in that case you should sell a kidney now while it’s still worth something. Scientists are already at work on an artificial kidney.

Falsely Accused Yet Again

For the past few years, my family has complained that I never read their emails. They also say I drive like a turtle with two broken legs, so I heavily discount everything they say for exaggeration. Although there are moments where I’ve been busy and forgot to write a response, I always thought I was doing a better job than I was given credit for.

But I have a horrible memory, so I could never defend myself against their accusations. I would regularly have conversations like this with my Mom or one of my sisters, Tina and Michele:

TINA: “How come you didn’t respond to that email about [MAJOR FAMILY EVENT]?”
ME: [MAJOR FAMILY EVENT]? When did that happen?
TINA: Ugh. We sent you an email about it five days ago. You just don’t read our emails.
ME: (sheepish) Sorry.
MOM: Why don’t you love us?
ME: I SAID I’M SORRY.
TINA: Ha ha. It’s fun annoying you. [high fives Mom]

On Saturday, I had almost the same conversation yet again about some email I didn’t respond to, but this time with a new twist:

TINA: “Hey, you know, I think we sent that to your other gmail account.”

My what?

I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER GMAIL ACCOUNT.

Let me revise that. I opened another gmail account five years ago based on my first and last name, but decided, like Thoreau, that an email address without a monkey reference in it wasn’t an email address worth having.

So I used the account for a few days and stopped. I forgot the password years ago. It took half an hour of guessing answers to my security question to finally log in. And lo and behold, the account is somehow stuffed with emails from my family.

Emails on travel reservations, new jobs, holiday plans, bodily injuries, it’s all there. There’s an announcement that my cousin Nicole had a baby (2 years ago), a request to edit a real estate ad (1 year ago) and an announcement of Tina getting her official job offer (2 months ago).

Here’s the thing. I never sent my family, or anyone, an email from that account.

Never. Just checked the sent folder. Completely empty. So not only have they been accusing me all these years for failing to fulfill my duties as a considerate, caring member of the family, they took it upon themselves to send dozens of messages to an email address that may not have even existed, may not have been my address if it did exist, and one that I have never, ever given them a shred of evidence or proof that I read.

They just kept sending emails to that address on blind faith, and also took it on faith that I was a lazy and thoughtless goober.

How do you not be insulted by that? I tell what’s going to happen now. One, I am claiming absolution for all past email offenses against my family. The evidence is tainted, the detectives incorrigibly biased. By the order of the court of Pancake City, the motion to dismiss all evidence is granted. [WHACK WHACK]

Two, this incident will now be my sword and shield against all slights and criticism flung at me by my family for at least the next few years. Oh, I drive slow? You know what’s really slow? Not realizing you’ve been sending emails for two years to an email address you shouldn’t even know exists.

Three,  in spite of the false blame I have received, I admit on rare occasions I have forgotten to respond to my family’s communicae. The house of which their opinion of me is based is not entirely made of sand.

Which is why I’m currently hunting for a program that can forge email headers. I’m not sure I can keep up with all their emails now that I’ll be receiving all of them. “Sorry, Mom. I would have responded, but you sent it to the other email address again. See?”

And if that doesn’t work, I can always change my email address again.

Finally, Some Technology That Can Freak the Shit Out of Us

If you dive beneath the surface of any technology, it’s truly amazing. The miniature hard drive in an IPod is dependent on quantum mechanics. Microwaves emit an alternating electric field, which forces water and other dipole molecules (molecules with a positive and negative charge at each end) to rotate billions of times a second.

It’s hard to imagine a billion of anything happen in a second, but it does every time someone warms up a Hot Pocket.

It’s easy to overlook the wonder inherent in technology though. The main reason is that for most new technologies, we have a reference point to compare it to that makes it seem familiar.

The IPod is just a digital Walkman. LCD and Plasma TVs are just nicer TVs. The microwave is just a faster oven. It doesn’t matter that the technology inside is vastly different than its low-tech predecessor. A lot of new technology appears on the surface to be a natural evolution of what came before it.

Which brings me to this device, a wireless headset which allows a person to levitate a ping pong ball in a tube just by concentrating.

You have to watch the video. I found it amazing, and I think other people will too because we don’t have a pre-existing reference point to compare it to. I wonder if people had similar feelings when the first telephone or television came out.

The technology is going to be on a toy shelf near you by Christmas. Other applications using it are being developed, like this “brain-twitter” project.

The truly interesting applications will come if or when developers are able to refine the sensing devices to detect more precise information, such as emotions or even thoughts. Let’s say there were a brain operation someone could undergo that, through implanting a network of microchips and other sensors, would let a person transmit their thoughts telepathically.

An able-bodied person may not want to take on the cost and risk, but Stephen Hawking probably would, right? The ability to communicate 5 or 10 times faster than he’s used to. Most paralyzed people would do it in a second. And after that, it wouldn’t be too hard to transmit and exchange thoughts with people who had the same implant either directly or through an intermediary.

That’s a technology twofer, telepathy + cybernetic enhancement. And we may see it in our lifetimes, along with a lot of advances that were previously exclusive to the realm of science fiction.

What future technology are you looking forward to?

Somebody Give Yahoo +5 Headline Points

“The Dead Raise for Obama” (link)

-3 though for the “Expert Review” of Google’s new G1 phone, being as the phone doesn’t come out for a few weeks and the second paragraph of the “Expert Review” is “Granted, I’ve only had a few minutes of hands-on time with the T-Mobile G1, so this doesn’t count as a review—we’re just talking first impressions here.”

Update: Okay, +2 for this one.  “Disgraced former NBA referee reports to federal prison camp” (link)

Gibberish Spam

I’ve been gettigg gibberish spam the past few weeks. I’ll leave one up (see “Recent Comments” on right) for a few days.

I don’t get gibberish spam. It’s like a spam bot gone rabid and started mashing on the keys. There’s nothing being advetised, no backlink to a working site, no Google key words in the text. Maybe this is the first sign of artifical intelligence, like an ape trying to speak without a larnyx.

Another possibility is that the person was sexually frustrated. The post with the comment is titled “Sizzlin’ Hot Girl on Girl Action”. It’s about social security. If I were a straight man searching for GoGA and saw that title on site Pancake City (ooh, sexy cakes!), I’d end up frustrated too. And informed about social security! But frustrated as well.

Time for a three-minute web search. Let’s see if there’s any info on gibberish spam:

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This is the best explanation I’ve found so far.

“The main reason is the Spammers are pushing out millions of gibberish messages is to confuse the anti spam blocking filters. Spam filters that use statistical analysis or Bayesian antispam filter are prone to being fooled by these as “good” messages and therefore change their threshold for allowing such messages to pass. This threshold or scoring method is what many spam filters like SpamAssassin use to determine if a message is spam or not. This is also known as stuffing the statistics and are simply self serving to the Spammers.”

A commenter on another site suggested it may be a way to test if your site is a good target. You put a unique nonsense word string, search for it on Google a few days later, and if you get a result, it means the blog owner hasn’t taken the spam comment down. Using real words woud give you thousands of results back; using “asfosd fssf werwer” will likely only give you one result.

An Iconic Image for Our Times

Says so much about our relationships to technology and people.

Yeah, It’s Creepy

I found this link from kottke.org. He prefaced the link by saying it was “creepy.” I found it very cool, and didn’t understand why he thought it was creepy. Then, after a minute or so, I began feeling uncomfortable and had the same feeling. It’s too real.

HDTV and YouTube

If you just looked at HDTVs trend, one would conclude that people want bigger screens, sharper pictures, and more vivid colors, and are willing to pay a significant amount of money for them.

If you just looked at YouTube, one would conclude people don’t care a bit about any of it. They’re happy to watch blurry, low-resolution video in a small box. I don’t even hear people complaining about the video quality on You Tube, yet they probably would complain about a lackluster HDTV.

There are many reasons for this contrast in expectations, but I wonder if there is any one predominant reason. Is it lowered expectations for watching videos on a computer? The length of YouTube videos–i.e. we will put up with anything for five minutes? The price, free vs. a thousand dollars or more for an HDTV? Genetic wiring that only makes a small percent of the population really care about video quality? A generational difference (e.g. younger people have better eyes are are in the habit of watching online video)?

My guess is that the combination of cost (free) and convenience (instant viewing) is more than enough to compensate for low video quality for most people. Less important are the other issues, such as length. Length is an issue for me, but I know many people happy to watch 22-minute You Tube-quality TV shows one after another.

If I am overlooking something, chime in.

Recommendation Request

What’s the best way to share the interesting things you find on the Internet?

I’m looking for a cool stuff aggregater, something that would be integrated with Firefox, allow me to add bookmarks with one click (like del.icio.us), allow me to write a description when I want to (kind of like del.icio.us), offers a recently bookmark feature that I can add to my blog page (like del.icio.us?)…

Okay, I’m going to give del.icio.us another try and see if it has what I need. I remember trying it and not being keen on the interface, so if you have another option, let me know.

Update: Yeah, del.icio.us isn’t what I need. I think I found the perfect web app: Yoono. Just installed it, but it’s very promising so far.

A Better Way To Read Through Technology?

We (Westerners) currently read left-to-right, snapping our eyes all the way back to the left after reaching the end of the line. This snapping back is a huge inefficiency. People, once they got comfortable with the method, would be able to read faster if text were printed so the next word after the end of the line was directly below, not across the page.

There are some obvious problems with changing to this system, and it would be impossible to do on a national scale. America can’t even change to the metric system, and that makes a lot more sense than this idea.

It is currently near impossible to do on a personal level too. The comfort of reading in one style for decades may be too difficult to overcome. Even if one had the desire, the number of books and newspapers printed in this wraparound format is either zero or close to it, and every publisher would find the thought of doing so ridiculous.

The Sony Reader and Amazon Kindle–two EBook readers that display text electronically on a handheld device–got me thinking of a time in the near future that would at least remove the technological roadblocks. It would be a trivial matter for an EBook reader to automatically display text in a wraparound format. The Kindle allows for one to read online newspapers and blogs too, so presumably wrapping text for these would be easy as well.

What if these EBook readers decided to offer an option to switch to this reading mode at the press of a button? It may end up a novelty, but perhaps it turns out that one can feel comfortable with this new reading style after a few hours, and the benefits make it worth it.

There’s no extra publishing cost, no large technical hurdles to overcome, and it’s optional. It’s also a feature not offered in print, and probably never will be. Shouldn’t these EBook readers do something better than their print counterparts?

I think if one were to switch to a different reading style, the majority of what we read–at home, at work, on the web–would need to be electronic plus convertible to this new style. We are many years from that becoming the everyday environment, but electronic publishing is at a point where, with the help of a few yet-to-be-developed computers programs, a motivated individual could experiment and get a good sense of the costs and benefits of learning a more efficient reading style.