August 12, 2006 at 12:55 pm
· Filed under shopping
Yesterday, I wanted a snack, a small treat to myself for the end of a long an arduous day. I bought a can of Arizona Ice Tea and a bag, or perhaps two, or Hershey Kisses. Do you know what coupon the CVS gave me? $1.50 a purchase of vitamins.
Listen, CVS. I haven’t bought a bottle of vitamins in over a year, and you know it. The only vitamin I need is Vitamin D–Deliciousness. So lay off my back and start spitting out the 1/2 off coupons for the Recess Pieces cups. Yes, I haven’t attended recess in 18 years, but that’s no reason why I should stop getting the pieces.
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June 28, 2006 at 6:03 pm
· Filed under shopping
* Two bags of Peanut M&Ms
* Two bags of Combos (one Pizzeria, one Cheddar Cheese)
* Two quarts of Power Ade (Red and yellow. The colors seem to have no connection to the flavor.)
* Box of Corn Pops
* Nutra-Grain bar (got to eat healthy)
I didn’t bring a basket inside CVS, so I was carrying it all in my arms. I had a huge grin on my face. The best part was when this little kid, who could barely reach the handle bar of the cart he was pushing, saw me walk past him. He looked at my bounty in awe. Whoever said childhood is the happiess days of one’s life never ate a lb. of Peanut M&Ms.
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October 14, 2003 at 11:19 pm
· Filed under cat, family, roommate, shopping, signs
I am looking for a roommate. The old one got arrested for cocaine trafficking by the DEA last weekend. Or he moved out. I forget. This is the ad for the place. If you find me a roommate, I will give you a cupcake.
My Mom is looking for someone to rent her house in Rockville. Rent is $1650 and it is a five-minute walk from the Rockville Metro. There is also an ad for this place, and that ad can be found here. Just kidding. Here. If you find my Mom a family to rent her house, I will take you out to dinner to The Melting Pot or a similar-quality restaurant.
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