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This Does Not ****ing Suck

Bill O’Reilly is such a douche bag that my resistance to making fun of him is almost non-existent. Perhaps if he tripped into a large ditch and a bunch of kids peed on him, I would stop and do the right thing–spray from Febreze on him–but besides that scenario, I’m happy to join in the fun.

A old video of him blowing up at the crew of his old show, Inside Edition, surfaced a few days ago. It’s hard to watch it and not think he needs help.

Steven Colbert did a parody of the blowup. He shows a long clip of the blow-up beforehand.

If you want more Colbert goodness, his interview with an anti-gun lobbyist in the same show is hilarious.

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Stealin’ from other blogs…

* Xavier the Renegade Angel (runs on the Cartoon Network.)

* I think this photo was circulating in a previous Internet famous fame cycle, but no matter. It is perhaps the best photo ever taken. What I love about the photo is that everyone is cringing in some manner but almost none of them can actually see what is happening.

I left out the ‘t’ when first typing photo and came upon a word that could spread like wildfire if it had the right definition: phoo. A phoo is…

I need some time to think of a good answer, but it’s going to be along the lines of “a photo that isn’t really a photo.”A lazily or quickly taken photo? Maybe this is it: “A photo taken by someone who doesn’t care about taking photos.”

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Thanks a Lot, Overlords

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NSFW Round-up

Can anyone seriously argue that the TSA hasn’t become completely corrupted with power?

FOX News Porn.  So that’s why so many people watch FOX News.

Anti-NSFW: Garfield Minus Garfield (thanks, Kate) . This is the only way to enjoy Garfield.

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F***ing Hilarious

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NBA Dunk Contest

I enjoy the creativity of the dunks in the NBA All-Star Game dunk contest. Obviously, athletic skill is necessary to win, but there are several players with enough skill to perform an extraordinary dunk. At the highest level, the dunk contest is a contest of ideas.

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Sarah Silverman: “I’m…”

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David Blaine: Street Magic, Part 3

Because you haven’t seen enough YouTube videos.

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This Kid Cracks Me Up

Keep true to thy spirit, party dude.

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Every Candidate Should Answer Questions At Google

Edit: I should have used Google before writing that title. Other candidates that have appeared at Google.

I linked to a video of Barack Obama answering questions from Google employees in the last post that I have heard of but never watched. I finally watched it, both 25 min. parts.

In the campaign, we hear stump speeches, pundits, and occasionally an informative debate, the best of which might allow each candidate to speak for a few minutes at a time. There is a lot of attention paid to each candidate, but sometimes little information.

Unless you live in Iowa or New Hampshire, you probably aren’t going to have the chance to go to a town hall meeting and hear a candidate talk in-depth for an hour or two on policy and philosophy. The video of Obama’s Q&A session from a few months ago was interesting for that reason, because it gave him a forum to elaborate on some of his policy interests, governing philosophy, and most important to me, his decision making process. It took place in a laid-back environment away from the mass media and before the primaries, and the talk was as unguarded as one could expect from a politician.

There is no one moment that blew me away, but he said a lot of things that seemed rational and well-reasoned. The cumulative effect made me feel more comfortable about him being elected President.

If you want a good sample, forward to 18:30 in this video and watch the rest (6 minutes).

I was already leaning towards him, so there is some bias there. The clip (and whole video) is worth watching though, and it has the type of information that I think will be difficult to get from any candidate at this point in the campaign.

If you have 10 min. of a video of another candidate to suggest, post it in the comments. I will watch it, whoever it is.

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Down With Bears! Vote Colbert!

Steven Colbert is running for President! In one state. I’m moving to South Carolina to vote for him. For one, he’s the only Presidential candidate who understands the danger bears pose to our homes, our families, and our way of life. I’m looking at you, Sugar Bear. Two…there is no two. Bears are the gravest threat to humanity in the world. Reason number one is reason number enough to vote for Steven Colbert.

Colbert’s presidential announcement

Update: Uh oh. He’s already involved in his first scandal.

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Keyword Project

For the past several days, I’ve been going through every post I have written, over 1,350, and adding keywords to each post. I also fixed dozens of links and deleted about 50 extraneous posts.

I am 99% finished. I’ve been adding the keywords in reverse chronological order, so I’m at the first handful of posts I wrote four years ago. The indexing system was created on the fly so it is inconsistent and not as good as if I had the time to plan it out, but I think it will serve some use.

One of my first posts four years ago was a link to this video, We Drink Ritalin. Not only does the original link work (trust me, this is amazing by itself), but the video is still very funny.

I disabled the RSS feed before I started, so either you will get one new post after I restore the feed, or 1,300.

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Lord of the Rings: The Musicial!

I don’t know whether to laugh or order tickets. I watched a few video clips, and none of them have any emotional resonance. The songs are bland and I’m not sure it’s possible to combine an epic mythology with the silly, fleeting aspects inherent in musicals.

The set is absolutely gorgeous though. Watch clip #2 on the site. The visuals are almost as cinematographic as the movies, which is amazing for a play.

What this play really is though is the first test of LotR fans’ nerdosity. (I know it’s not a word, but it should be). It has been a few years since the movies. Will LotR have the same cultural resonance that Star Wars did, where fans devoured spin-offs and related merchandise for years after the movies?

My guess is no, for reasons that have nothing to do with the movies and everything to do with how it is less likely nowadays for people to find identity in just one or a few groups.

This is my definition of (cultural) group identity: something that you take pride in being part of or having an interest in, along with an awareness that there are other people that share your interest.

The second part is important because twenty years ago, it must have been more difficult to find people that shared an obscure interest. If you liked an unknown band and knew no one else you did, wouldn’t you feel a little lonely? There was probably a gravitation towards national cultural phenomenons, like Star Wars or Dallas, because it was easier to have that feeling that there were other people with the same interest. You could put a “I Shot J.R.” bumper sticker on your car and know at least some people would get it.

It’s a nice feeling. I remember seeing a Homestar Runner bumper stickers and feeling a little happy seeing it. I felt positive about the mysterious person who owned that car, like we shared a bond.

My guess is that today, with all of the media choices available, and the ease in finding people who share our interests, that we belong to many more groups than people twenty years ago. At the same time, this makes being part of a particular group less special. I love the LotR movies, but I don’t have the psychological need to be part of the LotR group that I likely would have had twenty years ago. There are dozens of TV shows, interests, and bands that I like that help satisfy my need for connection.

That’s why I think the cultural phenomenon of Star Wars will never be repeated. There will be more wildly popular movies like Titanic or LotR, but none of them can have the long-lasting psychological impact that they could have had twenty years ago.

The long-lasting part is the critical word. In the short-tern, I do think The Matrix, LotR, and so on were as beloved as Star Wars was initially. But there are so many new movies and TV shows out there, along with ways to connect with people, that there is no psychological reason to devote yourself to just one. The same way that it is easier to find a group, it is easier to leave one too.

(On a side note, I realized as I was writing this why I try so hard to encourage my friends to share some of my interests, usually a TV show or movie that I love. I feel a little disconnected to them if they haven’t seen or heard something I like a lot, as if I joined a club that they’re not members of.)

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Best Response to the Boston\Mooninites Fiasco

Funny and well-done video.

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Very Precious

Barry White teams up with Gollum and Smeagol.

This Original Gansta/Gandalf mash-up is pretty good too. (Explicit language. Both links from BoingBoing).

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