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The Decade of…

If you’re not a fan of the Bush administration, the 2000s was a horrible decade politically. Economically, not so hot either.

But for technology, it was an amazing decade. Here is a very short list of things that either did not exist in 2000 or was in its nascent stage: high-speed Internet, Amazon.com, the IPhone, Google, MP3s (and the whole digital music economy), blogging software, digital photography, HDTV, GPS units, low-cost video editing and recording, and as much as I hate to say it, Facebook.

Think of your five favorite web sites, or five favorite electronic gadgets. Did any of them exist in 2000? What about 2005? Technology improves exponentially, and for the first time we’re able to see these improvements develop over the span of years rather than decades. Barring a cataclysmic event (if we can make it past 2012, we’ll be safe), I think the rate of change will continue to accelerate. As different as 2010 looks than 2000, 2020 will be even more different compared to 2010.

My guess where the most interesting advances are going to come from in the next decade will be in medicine.  Here’s one example: bionic eyes. They are primitive today, but it’s just a matter of time for them to improve in resolution and functionality. And if you accept that bionic eyes will improve slowly but steadily, then you can extrapolate to a time where they become not a substitute for an ordinary eye, but an improvement. Eyes that see better than 20/20, have night vision, and can take photographs and record video.

I have no way of knowing the year this will happen, but it’s not a matter of if, it’s when. And that’s just one small example of a change that is both extremely likely to occur in the next 20 years and will challenge what it means to be human.

I have no idea how far away this next milestone is, but I think the biggest game-changer in the field of medicine would be a completely accurate simulation of the human body, one accurate enough to model the effects of new drugs.

Instead of testing drugs by running trials on rats, then small groups of humans, then large scale studies over a general population (a process that take years), what if you could do the same with a simulation? Feed the molecular map of a drug into a computer model of a human, and find out its efficacy in hours instead of years? It would literally speed up the development of new drugs by 1000 fold.

Obviously, this is an extremely difficult task that will be solved in small steps, but even getting part of the way there would help accelerate the development of medical technology. Maybe scientists will make progress on this in the next decade.

Switching tracks, I think the area most ripe to receive the benefits of new technology, and has yet to do so,  is education. Especially higher education. I’m dumbfounded how colleges and universities have been wholly resistant to using technology to lower costs, or at least to reduce tuition increases. Even uncreative ideas like online learning have yet to take hold. There are many reasons for this, but one of them is that it is hard to objectively determine a college’s quality.

It’s easy to figure out whether Laptop A is better than Laptop B. You compare its specs: processor speed, memory, hard disk size, and so on. But what if you’re a novice computer user, and all that info is gobbly-gook, or worse, none of it is easily available. All you have to go on is price. You are going to assume the more expensive laptop is going to be better than the cheaper one. Which is a rational thought to have, because price and quality are usually connected.

But now lets assume that you’re in a market where most the laptop buyers are looking for the best laptop, but only know the laptops’ prices. In that environment, having a lower price is a detriment. Even if a company figured out how to make a laptop faster and cheaper than a competitor’s, it has an incentive to keep its price high, because that’s the only signal of quality the consumer has.

Another example: you need to get heart surgery. Surgeon A charges $40,000, Surgeon B $80,000. Unless you know both surgeon’s credentials, operation history, and success rate, you’re going to feel uncomfortable going to Surgeon A. There has to be a reason he’s cheaper, right? And this is important: it’s your life.

I think that’s part of the reason college costs keep rising faster than inflation. There’s not enough incentives to keep costs down, and not enough dependable information for consumers (especially top students) to comfortably choose a cheaper college than a more expensive one. Price is still the primary indicator of quality, and most people choose cheaper colleges because they have to, not because they think it’s the best option quality-rise, or the best value. Until that dynamic changes, and colleges that educate well for an affordable price become as valued as getting admitted to an Ivy-league school, the motivation to use technology and innovation to lower costs won’t be there.

In summation, 8 years of Bush trumps 1 year of Obama, and the fact that we’re not in another Great Depression is no sprinkles on ice cream. But the IPhone rocks and the next decade will bring us a world of new shiny objects to buy, as long as you don’t attend college, which in that case you should sell a kidney now while it’s still worth something. Scientists are already at work on an artificial kidney.

History Tidbits

  • Smoking was first called “drinking tobacco.”
  • Many of the first colonists in Jamestown died to starvation. One man “killed, salted, and ate his wife.” It was the original Hungry Man dinner.
  • The Pilgrims were originally called Separatists because they wanted to separate from the Church of England. The Puritans also had disagreements with the Church of England but wanted to stay with the church and “purify” it from within. The Pilgrims were viewed like extreme cults are viewed today, and they originally migrated to Holland, but left after 12 years for North America because they feared they were being “Dutchified”.
  • That cannibalism joke was pretty sick, wasn’t it?

A Random Fact About a Minor U.S. President

“Testament to [Franklin] Pierce’s ruined reputation is the fact that he was the first president to have a full-time bodyguard, having been attacked once with a hard-boiled egg.” (Wikipedia)

BODYGUARD: “Mr. President, get down! It’s deviled!”

Turns Out, Some People Did See This Coming

I saw the link to this NY Times article on the repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933 on Boing Boing. Utterly maddening. It was written in 1999.

”I think we will look back in 10 years’ time and say we should not have done this but we did because we forgot the lessons of the past, and that that which is true in the 1930’s is true in 2010,” said Senator Byron L. Dorgan, Democrat of North Dakota. ”I wasn’t around during the 1930’s or the debate over Glass-Steagall. But I was here in the early 1980’s when it was decided to allow the expansion of savings and loans. We have now decided in the name of modernization to forget the lessons of the past, of safety and of soundness.”

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”The concerns that we will have a meltdown like 1929 are dramatically overblown,” said Senator Bob Kerrey, Democrat of Nebraska.

I am assuming it is an oversimplification to view the repeal of the Glass Steagall act as the seed to the financial crisis. I certainly don’t understand the Glass-Steagall act or financial history anywhere near well enough to say something like that.

It does appear though that one of the main reasons the law was repealed was because it restricted banks from engaging in security activities, which is riskier than the lending they were traditionally engaged in. And the main argument for repealing it was because other countries didn’t put these restrictions on their financial institutions,  so we had to remove our restrictions so we could remain internationally competitive. Whatever that means. And then there’s this snippet:

Many experts predict that, even though the legislation has been trailing market trends that have begun to see the cross-ownership of banks, securities firms and insurers, the new law is certain to lead to a wave of large financial mergers.

Too big to fail, anyone? One of the reforms we need is to limit the size of financial institutions. We shouldn’t put ourselves in the position again where one company can be so intertwined in the world economy that it can’t be allowed to collapse. Whatever inefficiencies that come with this type of restriction are worth it.

Historical Figures Updated for the 21st Century

Abe Link’in: This web site avatar will connect the myriad places on the web with his steadfast leadership and eloquent RSS summaries, before being shot down by a pop-up ad for Viagra.

George Washington Truth Serum: “I cannot tell a lie”…and neither will those stinking terrorists be able to either when they’re injected with 500mg of G. W. Truth Serum. Claim you’re a legal citizen just trying to run a struggling ethnic restaurant? We’ll see what you have to say after having a talk with our founding father. Warning: may cause irreparable nerve and brain damage.

FDR: Franklin Delanor Roosevelt has a “New Deal” for you: insanely low prices on the 2008 Mazda Miatas and hundreds of other of the latest models. You won’t be able to get up either once you sit in the new 2008 Toyota Prius. What? The already use Presidents to to sell cars? Jeez. What fucking assholes.

Guess Which Presidency?

“We are here plunged in politics funnier than words can express. Very great issues are involved…But the amusing thing is that no one talks about real interests. By common consent they agree to let these alone. We are afraid to discuss them. Instead of this the press is engaged in a most amusing dispute whether Mr. Cleveland has an illegitimate child and did or did not live with more than one mistress.”

–Henry Adams, 19th century political commentator, quoted in A People’s History of the United States (pg 258).

Mr. Edison

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls, and it looks like work.”
- Thomas Edison

Okay, Edison is probably right. But after reading this quote, I had an insatiable desire to reanimate his corpse just so I could punch him.

EDISON: “Wha…what? Those lights? I’m alive. Is this the future?”
ME: “Yes it is, Mr. Edison.”
EDISON: “Hmm. By the appearance of your dirty overalls, it seems that you are a farmer, young man.”
ME: “No, granddad. I’m opportunity. And I’ve come to pay you another visit. POW!”
EDISON: “Ouch! Dear heavens, why did you do that?”
ME: “We got a little saying in Opportunity Town. It’s called, “The Early Bird Gets The Fist In The Face.” BA-BAM!
EDISON: “Oh, my! Everything is growing dark.”
ME: “Sounds like you need 100 watts of fist.” [EDISON slumps down on ground. I pull out a cigar and light it by striking it across my face.]
ME: “Edison. You’re Edi-DONE.” [laugh uproariously until credits roll.]

I need counseling.

The Future

According to my stereotypical view of the 50s, one of the anticipated devices the wondrous future would bring would be pills that contain whole meals. Was food really that bad back then? There must have been a lot of chefs with hurt feelings when the scientists announced that one. And along the same lines, although teachers today are underpaid and even more under-appreciated, at least no one is suggesting we replace them with robots. In fact, if I were a superintendent of a school system, I would carry around a poster of the robot in Forbidden Planet and tap it with my ruler every time a teacher complains about her pay or the students. Those fleshpods will get the message.