• Went to Giant around 3:00 p.m. today. Lines five carts deep. The checker, beyond the point of caring, told me “I hope we run out of food.”
  • Any way we can all agree to call the snowstorm, “Weekend at Bernie’s II”?
  • NPR said the reason we’re having so much snow this season is because of El Nino. When will NPR stop blaming the Mexicans for everything?