This Month in Polling

Sept 5, 2008
OBAMA SUPPORTER: “Yaaaaaay! He’s going to win!”

Sept 15, 2008
OBAMA SUPPORTER: “Noooooo! He’s going to lose!”

Sept 25, 2008
OBAMA SUPPORTER: ”Yaaaaaay! He’s going to win! And nothing can possibly change during the next 35 days.”

The Near Future
AIDE: “Obama is crushing us in the polls. We need to do something.”
MCCAIN: “Fine. Bring him in. Bring in…The One.”

Aide gulps and makes a call. Door opens.

REV WRIGHT: ”Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time doll…”

MCCAIN laughs evilily.

MCCAIN: “Palin-Bot!”
ROBO-PALIN: “Yes, Senator?”
MCCAIN: “Escort the Reverend to an appropriately large megaphone.”
ROBO-PALIN: “But the economy is…health care reform…job umbrella you know…ERROR ERROR.”
MCCAIN: “Can somebody reboot her?”

(For the non-polling obsessed, see Intrade.com for Obama’s stock price over the past month).

2 Comments »

  1. Kori said,

    October 2, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

    I had to break my self-imposed politica hiatus when I saw your posts in my reader. Great. Now I am all pissed again. And I can balme it on you as opposed to taking responsibilty for my own lack of control. Which makes me sound suspiciously like a republican. Shit.

  2. Jason said,

    October 2, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

    Not to encourage a bad habit, but I do appreciate the comments you leave.

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