Best Table Tennis Rally Ever
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Archive for October 1, 2008
This Month in Polling
Sept 5, 2008
OBAMA SUPPORTER: “Yaaaaaay! He’s going to win!”
Sept 15, 2008
OBAMA SUPPORTER: “Noooooo! He’s going to lose!”
Sept 25, 2008
OBAMA SUPPORTER: ”Yaaaaaay! He’s going to win! And nothing can possibly change during the next 35 days.”
The Near Future
AIDE: “Obama is crushing us in the polls. We need to do something.”
MCCAIN: “Fine. Bring him in. Bring in…The One.”
Aide gulps and makes a call. Door opens.
REV WRIGHT: ”Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time doll…”
MCCAIN laughs evilily.
MCCAIN: “Palin-Bot!”
ROBO-PALIN: “Yes, Senator?”
MCCAIN: “Escort the Reverend to an appropriately large megaphone.”
ROBO-PALIN: “But the economy is…health care reform…job umbrella you know…ERROR ERROR.”
MCCAIN: “Can somebody reboot her?”
(For the non-polling obsessed, see Intrade.com for Obama’s stock price over the past month).
The Past Three Days of the Bailout Debate, Summarized
PUBLIC: “THE BAILOUT SUCKS! NO BAILOUT!”
NEWS: “The House rejected the bailout 207-226. The Dow dropped 778 points.”
PUBLIC: “DO SOMETHING! PASS THE BAILOUT!”
Meanwhile, in Congress:
DEMOCRATIC LEADER #1: “The bill barely lost. What do we do to get 10 more votes?”
DEMOCRATIC LEADER #2: “Well, we could vastly improve the bill, losing some Republicians but getting more Democrats on board. Or we could make it a lot worse, getting more Republicians to support it so we won’t be blamed as much if it doesn’t work.”
DEMOCRATIC LEADER #1: “Do you even have to ask?”
DEMOCRATIC LEADER #2: ”To incompetence!” [clink]
Photo Roundup
Do two photos count as a roundup? And one of them is an illustration, not a photo. You tell me.