Headlines!
One-third of Americans want more math taught in school: poll
I don’t care what 40% of Americans say: we have enough math as it is.
Stimulus checks boost gains in after-tax incomes and spending
In other news, sun burns brightly, is hot.
Mars Soil ‘Friendly’ to Life, Tests Show
If Mars is friendly to life, it better hope it’s not friendly to oil too. “This just in: Exxon-Mobil has developed a faster-than-light spaceship in under six months. Industry analysts say it may be too little too late as BP finished its intergalactic Space Straw over a month ago.”
“Hey, Martians. It’s pretty cold here. Have some welcoming blankets. On us.”
SPACE INDIAN: “Don’t do it!”