News Headlines
NASA takes aim at moon with double sledgehammer
Is it just me, or has NASA completely forgotten its original mission?
Mint Rejects D.C. Protest Slogan
Quarter will not bear the words “Taxation Without Representation Is Bullshit”.
Panel Recommends Flu Shot for All Kids
Panel’s sponsors: the Let’s Make Kids Cry society
When Borrowers Fight Back
“Hey, can I borrow a club? I need to go beat someone up.”
Shark Attacks on the Rise Around the World
I don’t want to be a Summer of the Shark snob or anything, but methinks it’s still a tad early for beach-related scare stories. I tell you what I could go for: intercontinental super-flu.
Poll: Is a Particularly Nasty Cold Going Around?
Ehhh. Close enough.