Can I Haz Credit Card?
I applied for a business credit card because it offered a bonus of 15,000 Reward Points, which one could use to get $100-$150 worth of gift certificates. I am quite poor. No self-respecting credit card company would offer me a business card based on my actual income, so I added $10,000 to my yearly income, technically still a possibility if the U.S. dollar becomes so low in the next month that they switch to dried noodles as currency. I have a Fort Knox of noodles in my pantry.
I got an email a few minutes ago saying I was rejected for the card because my income is too low. After adding $10,000 in imaginary money to it.
It is official. I am so poor, I can’t even afford to lie.
Kate said,
November 27, 2007 @ 11:01 am
They probably did a credit check on you and saw what your reported to Unke Sam last year.
Me said,
November 29, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
One way to find out if that’s what happened. I’m now making 50k in imaginary money. Watch out, Chamillionaire!