Comments on: Sir, Your Premise Is Flawed, and Your Pantaloons Are Off-Center http://www.1001words.com/2007/10/sir-your-premise-is-flawed-and-your-pantaloons-are-off-center.html We live in an age of forgetting. Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:32:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Jason http://www.1001words.com/2007/10/sir-your-premise-is-flawed-and-your-pantaloons-are-off-center.html#comment-316 Jason Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:22:00 +0000 http://www.1001words.com/2007/10/sir-your-premise-is-flawed-and-your-pantaloons-are-off-center.htm#comment-316 I thought at first this comment was some of that weird random prose spam used to bypass spam filters. Now I get it. I will reformat it for everyone's reading pleasure.<br/><br/>"Is the answer to the question in the first paragraph "masturbate", implying the phone was near the toilet?"<br/><br/>Yes! I was having a fantasy. "Oh, please! [whack] [whack] [whack] I hope someone leaves a grammatically awkward comment on my blog that takes more time to decipher than read!" I also blog from the toilet.<br/><br/>Which gives me an idea for a new blog hook: Toilet Blogger, from the guy who only blogs while on the toilet. I thought at first this comment was some of that weird random prose spam used to bypass spam filters. Now I get it. I will reformat it for everyone’s reading pleasure.

“Is the answer to the question in the first paragraph “masturbate”, implying the phone was near the toilet?”

Yes! I was having a fantasy. “Oh, please! [whack] [whack] [whack] I hope someone leaves a grammatically awkward comment on my blog that takes more time to decipher than read!” I also blog from the toilet.

Which gives me an idea for a new blog hook: Toilet Blogger, from the guy who only blogs while on the toilet.

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