Why I Am a Comic Genius
At dinner tonight with my Mom and sister, Tina:
TINA: We bought some Tiramasu gelatin from Trader Joe’s.
ME: What’s Tiramasu?
TINA: It’s an Italian dessert. It has a layer of lady fingers, then some cream, then another layer of lady fingers, then some chocolate or cocoa on top.
ME: Hey, do you want to hear a really bad joke?
TINA: Okay.
ME: Have you ever had a rude Tiramasu?
TINA: No.
ME: It’s a Tiramasu made with lady middle fingers.
(Surprisingly, Tina laughed)
MOM: Jason! Naughty, naughty. (By the way: I’m 29.)
Lexie said,
December 19, 2005 @ 12:15 am
Wow. I think lame jokes are the best jokes. *bows down to the comic genius*
-Lexie
Tina said,
December 19, 2005 @ 2:27 pm
I thought you said it was made of “80 middle fingers” not “lady middle fingers”. I think I need to take my laugh back now.
Jason said,
December 20, 2005 @ 2:47 am
80 middle fingers? That doesn’t even make sense. What are you taking your laugh back for, a joke based in the Land of Reason?
Chad said,
December 20, 2005 @ 10:18 am
Good comedy right there.