On the telly with the Mom
I was chatting on the phone with my Mom, who was at work, when I heard some commotion in the background.
ME: “It sounds like there’s a fight going on.”
MOM: “I know. I want to join in.” [click]
What? My Mom just hanged up on me so she could go brawling? I didn’t even know moms could do that.
It is said that a boy only becomes a man when he acknowledges the possibility of his own death. For me, it’s going to be when I have to bail my Mom out of jail.
hardbop200 said,
April 27, 2005 @ 12:09 pm
Hanged? Don’t you mean hung?
And no, the transition between being a boy and being a man is when the realization hits you that your existance implies that your parents have had sex. Once.
Jason said,
April 27, 2005 @ 1:27 pm
You’re right about hung, thanks.
Parents having sex? Eww. Save it for Immature Tuesday, bub!