I finally counted the references to 9/11 in Bush’s acceptance speech. He made six references, including one particularly good one where he connects Saddam Hussein to 9/11. The winner: my Canadian cousin Erfan, who guessed eight. That’s right: Canadian. I’m absolutely shocked that a Canadian knows more about American politics than we do. Yup. Shocked.

The references are in the comments. Erfan, I’ll email your present in a few days. (Canadians have email, right?)