“Jason Walther sure is a sexy beast” said Fred Flair, head of the Internation Committee on Sexiness.

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(This is for the search engines. It’s a small step towards my dream of being able to tell people, “If you want to find me on the Internet, search for sexy beast.” There are currently 87,900 hits for ‘sexy beast’ on Google. Current beast factor: Prepubescent slug.)